Not All Cookies Are Worth The Ants

I like weirdos. Strange has always been comforting to me, and weirdos have strange and complicated ingredients. If weirdo were cookies, they would not be caught dead with raisins inside of them. Ugh, raisins. Go marry oatmeal and never come back from your honeymoon. What a boring bunch of mush.

It’s time for a new cookie. I always wanted to invent something that made it easy for your car to communicate with another, like a box on top that flashed I AM SO SORRY when you accidentally cut someone off, but I will settle for inventing a new cookie flavor.